July 21, 2005

An eligible bachelorette?

All right, lets have it... WHO the **** signed me up for 'The Bachelor'??!

Today someone left a message on my answering machine:

Hello Maria. I am calling from the television company Saga Film about your application for the reality tv show "The Bachelor". Please call me back.

I was confused. I listened to the message again. There was no mistake. So I called the woman, and had a conversation that went something like this:

Maria: Hello, there was a message on my answering machine that said something about an application for the Bachelor..
Woman: Yes, what is your name?
Maria: Maria Susanna
Woman: Ahh yes, your application is just perfect, we'd love to have your for an interview!
Maria: No you don't understand. Signing up for 'the Bachelor' is just about the last thing I would ever do.
Woman: Oh is that so?
Maria: I'm afraid so. So you're going to have to delete the application.
Woman: Yes of course
Maria: Do you know who did it? And what did they write about me, anyway?
Woman: It's just a really great and interesting application, that's why we really want you for an interview.
Maria: Well it's a hoax so please erase it.
Woman: Are you absolutely sure you're not interested, not even a little?
Maria: Absolutely.

Posted by Maria at July 21, 2005 07:19 PM | TrackBacks
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Yes, you're already on a reality show. It's called Hatshepsut.

Posted by: David Boxenhorn at July 21, 2005 09:00 PM Permalink


Posted by: Maria at July 21, 2005 09:58 PM Permalink

Coward! ;)

No, seriously. It'd be really interesting to hear that fake application together with your comments. Can't you get a copy? Please!

Posted by: Torbjörn Karfunkel at July 22, 2005 07:45 AM Permalink

ROFL!!! that's brilliant!! why have I not thought to do that to one of MY friends??
Maybe they wanted you on the show because you are from such an "exotic" location

Posted by: celestial blue at July 22, 2005 05:12 PM Permalink